Is it that obvious what movie I am going to review? Because if you don’t know then you’re just stupid. Yes, I am reviewing Beetlejuice. But you really spell it with “geise.” I don’t know why. Anyways, let’s get on with it.
First off, I love that Michael Keaton was Mr. Juice. He was fab. A very young, very skinny Alec Baldwin was in it. Geena Davis as well, but she’s always skinny. Winona Ryder played Lydia. I don’t like Winona, her face and voice gives me bad vibes for some odd reason. I love this movie all around, so there isn’t a favorite spot. I do like it when Alec and Geena have to go to the underworld for some counseling. Death is just a waiting room and some offices. I thought that was funny. There was a charred body who asks Geena, I believe, if she wants to smoke, and she says no, and the guy is like, I’m trying to quit myself. That was silly. Back to the main attraction, the Juice-man. He was hilarious and gross and I loved it. Do you remember the Beetlejuice cartoon? I totally do. It was awesome. The sandworms and everythang. I drawing a blank on what else to say.
I’m sorry for the shortness. But please request!!
As I mentioned in my last post, I really don’t have any favorite actresses, but let me see if I can dig some up.
1) Janeane Gerafalo. She’s really funny, in my opinion, and I love watching her in movies. She always plays goofy characters. The only movie I didn’t like her in was The Truth about Dogs and Cats, but I think it’s because I didn’t understand the movie. Eh. But we need to thank Ben Stiller for finding her. She’s an asset to the comedy genre. Yes, none of her movies are blockbuster hits, but I enjoy watching her.
2) Geena Davis. I’m a fan of A League of their Own. It’s fantastic, and she was excellent her self. Also, she was in this movie that is relatively unknown, called Earth Girls are Easy. It’s not a porn, I swear. I own it. It’s an 80s flick. Anyways, she plays a ditzy nail salon chick. I don’t know where I getting at with this, but I just like her.
And one more…
3) Halle Berry. She’s hott. Yep, that deserves 2 t’s. And she’s a great actress. Remember when she cried that time when she won an oscar? Well, she did. It was something about african-americans and film. Well, next to Denzel, she’s the best. She got paid extra money to show her boobs in Swordfish. Hugh Jackman is in that movie. I never saw Monster’s Ball, but I heard that was good. I never saw Introducing Dorothy Danridge, but I heard that was good, too.
I’m sorry you guys, I told you I didn’t have any favorite actresses. I really don’t know why. I just like the men better. I’m bias. But I have nothing against the women. Who are your favorite actors and actresses?
