Yes, folks, I am reviewing Fight Club, starring the sexalicious Brad Pitt, and basically awesome Edward Norton.
This is a long movie, but it’s definitely worth seeing. It’s about a man, Ed Norton, who hates his 9-5 job, loves his apartment, and is basically going insane. He takes this trip and on his flight, he is sitting next to Brad Pitt, who is a soap salesman. They become friends. Norton returns home only to find that his apartment was blown up. He’s upset, but not really. He calls Pitt so he has somewhere to stay. Pitt’s house is this rundown P.O.S. They go out drinking one night and Pitt asks Norton to hit him. They end up fighting, and find out that it’s exhilarating. They make a secret club and suddenly, all these men start joining. And it’s people you’d never expect. These fight clubs start popping up all over the place. Soon it becomes more than just a club, it turns into a group of rebels, I guess. Pitt gives them “homework” assignments to do. All hell breaks loose. And the ending, well, if you haven’t seen it, you must. The ending is a huge twist. It’s good. Meatloaf is in it. He has boobs. It’s weird. Anyways, I highly recommend that you see this movie, it’s sooo good. I love it. There is blood and a teeny weeny bit of gore, but it’s just an awesome movie. You need to see it, and you’ll want to watch it again.
I would have done This is Spinal Tap, but I haven’t seen it in a while, and I need a refresher because I only remember a few spots.