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A Scary Christmas Movie? Who woulda thunk

Feb 19
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In response to Amanda B’s question, no you are not the only one who had an imaginary friend, I think that the other readers are losers in not divulging who they “saw” when they were little.

But onto the requested movie.  Yes, it is 2 months out of season, but that’s okay.  Black Christmas.  This movie is in a rare genre.  Scary christmas movies.  There are not many, and I don’t think I can name any.  There are action christmas movies and sad christmas movies, but not a lot of scary ones.  However, my friends dragged me to see this over Christmas break.  Now if you don’t know me then you don’t know that I do not like gory movies.  Scary, I can deal with, but gory, I dislike.  Amanda F. lied to me and said that it was gory and that they cut away from the gore.  I didn’t trust her, but I still went.  Oh yeah, she hates scary movies, but loves to go see them and watch them through her jacket hood.  So we go and start watching this movie.  It’s set on christmas eve in a sorority house.  The sisters are celebrating their christmas tradition.  Meanwhile, in a psych hospital, the previous occupant of the house, Billy, sits in a rocking chair in his room.  He escapes.  The sisters have a tradition of putting out a present for Billy.  They also tell stories about what happened when him and his family lived there.  Spoiler: His mother locked him in his closet and had sex with her boyfriend all over the house and then had sex with Billy.  Gross.  Billy “killed” his sister, and gauged out her right eye.  Gross.  He killed the boyfriend and then killed the mother and made her skin into christmas cookies and was eating them with milk when the police arrived.  Double gross.  Anyways, the sisters are suddenly dissapearing and they think Billy is behind it all.  But….  I won’t tell you anymore because it’s a slight twist.  But I will tell you one thing, Billy has a fetish for cutting out eyes and eating them.  It was soooo gross.  But we giggled afterwards.  And then I scared Amanda F. telling her that Billy was in her basement.  She hated me afterwards.  Sorry.


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Well, to start off, I am an Irish Catholic and a Jew, hence my username. But I think I am an atheist. I LOVE movies. And TV. I think Hugh Jackman is gorgeous. I go to school in CT.

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