Is it that obvious what movie I am going to review? Because if you don’t know then you’re just stupid. Yes, I am reviewing Beetlejuice. But you really spell it with “geise.” I don’t know why. Anyways, let’s get on with it.
First off, I love that Michael Keaton was Mr. Juice. He was fab. A very young, very skinny Alec Baldwin was in it. Geena Davis as well, but she’s always skinny. Winona Ryder played Lydia. I don’t like Winona, her face and voice gives me bad vibes for some odd reason. I love this movie all around, so there isn’t a favorite spot. I do like it when Alec and Geena have to go to the underworld for some counseling. Death is just a waiting room and some offices. I thought that was funny. There was a charred body who asks Geena, I believe, if she wants to smoke, and she says no, and the guy is like, I’m trying to quit myself. That was silly. Back to the main attraction, the Juice-man. He was hilarious and gross and I loved it. Do you remember the Beetlejuice cartoon? I totally do. It was awesome. The sandworms and everythang. I drawing a blank on what else to say.
I’m sorry for the shortness. But please request!!
